Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Mountain Dew 35-50




35. Mountain Dew (B) High in caffeine. Tastes ok. Gotta close your eyes a little so you don't think you're drinking pee.
36. Diet Mountain Dew (A-) I actually like the Diet more than the regular.
37. Caffeine-Free Mountain Dew (D) Absolutely no point in drinking Mountain Dew with no caffeine in it. Might as well just open your eyes and drink actual pee.
38. Code Red (B) Pretty good. Like drinking carbonated, caffeinated Kool-Aid
39. Diet Code Red (C-) No sense in drinking the Kool-Aid w/o a lb of sugar in it, so apply that to this bad idea.
40. Livewire (B-) Not too fond of this one. When I drink it I think of Sunkist and can't get past trying to compare them.
41. Baja Blast (B) Goes damn good with a Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito at Taco Bell.
42. Voltage (C) I didn't vote for this one in the Dewmocracy campaign
43. Pitch Black (D) I hate grape soda!
44. Game Fuel (C) I don't play Halo so this still sucks.
45. Revolution (C) I din't vote for this one either.
46. Supernova (B) I did vote for this one, and it lost, so maybe I don't know squat about soda. Then why am I writing this blog? Oh that's right. I drink a lot of soda and the democratic choice of the people usually sucks. Guess I'll try again in the 2010 Dewmocracy campaign.
47. Throwback (B) I like it, but unlike Pepsi Throwback and Dr Pepper Heritage, I can't taste much difference.
48. Horde Red (C) I played an Orc when I did play WoW but this didn't make me want to play again or buy another case.
49. Alliance Blue (C) Screw the Elves! Put on some clothes ya skinny little wusses! Oh sorry. This supposedly tasted like Baja Blast, but I disagree. Not as good as Baja Blast,
50. Diet Ultraviolet (F) By far one of the worst things I've ever tasted.

Pepsi 17-34 and 256



17. Pepsi (B) Sweeter than Coke but not better.
18. Diet Pepsi (C) Actually better than Diet Coke.
19. Caffeine-Free Pepsi (B-) Nice can layout but no sense in a soda w/o caffeine.
20. Caffeine-Free Diet Pepsi (D) Just drink water.
21. Pepsi Max (B-) It's ok.Just a little better than Diet Pepsi.
22. Crystal Pepsi (C-) Disgusting and a bad idea. Cola ain't clear!
23. Pepsi Blue (C) No thank you. I'll make Kool-Aid if I ever get the desire for this again, which will be never.
24. Pepsi Jazz Black Cherry Vanilla (B) Not to bad actually
25. Pepsi Jazz Strawberries and Cream (C) This is an ice cream flavor, not a soda. Didn't make me want more.
26. Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream (B) Ok idea. Better marketing idea than just calling it Pepsi Cream Soda I guess.
27. Lemon Pepsi (C)Once again we have citrus fruit being added to soda. Sweet and sour only works with Sour Patch Kids people.
28. Lime Pepsi (C) Refer to previous ^
29. Pepsi One (B-) The redesigned formula for Pepsi Max with Splenda instead of aspartame. Not a big difference. Still not on my favorite list or anything even though I prefer Splenda to Sweet n Low.
30. Pepsi Throwback (A-) I like the "retro" idea because it tastes better. It kinda takes me back to my childhood when I would make sugar water.
31. Vanilla Pepsi (A) As with Vanilla Coke, I love this soda. Not as good as the Coke brand, but it's not too far off.
32. Wild Cherry Pepsi (A) I actually prefer this to Cherry Coke. The cherry is more dominant in this one.
33. Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi (C-) Stupid, stupid, stupid idea!
34. Diet Vanilla Pepsi (C-) Another stupid, stupid, stupid idea!

256. Pepsi Max Cease Fire (B-) It's ok. Supposed to be drunk while eating the super spicy Doritos varities. I don't see how it would cool the fire. Just seems like a marketing ploy to sell more Pepsi and Doritos.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Coke 1-16, 245, and 276



1. Coca-Cola (B) Refreshing and good taste. The cola that all others are based on.
2. Diet Coke (C) Not particularly fond of diet sodas. This one really doesn't appeal to me.
3. Caffeine-Free Diet Coke (D) What's the point? No sugar or caffeine. Just drink water.
4. Caffeine-Free Coke (B-) At least it tastes ok.
5. Cherry Coke (A) Delicious. One of my favorites sodas.
6. Diet Cherry Coke (C-) Take away the sugar, take away the cherry flavor that makes it appealing.
7. Coke w/ Lemon (B-) Not two flavors I would've put together myself but it's ok.
8. Diet Coke w/ Lemon (B-) The lemon actually makes Diet Coke better.
9. Vanilla Coke (A) One of the best ideas Coca-Cola ever had. A fusion of two delicious flavors. Like drinking a Coke float.
10. Diet Vanilla Coke (C-) And then they went and ruined it.
11. Coke w/ Lime (B-) Refer to #7
12. Diet Coke w/ Lime (B-) Refer to #8 Not much difference here.
13. Splenda Diet Coke (C) Just a tad bit better than regular Diet Coke.
14. Coke Zero (A) The best diet cola on the market.
15. Black Cherry Vanilla Coke (A+) My two favorite Cokes rolled into one bottle.
16. Diet Black Cherry Vanilla Coke (D) I should've given it an F for "f'n ruining" a good formula.

245. Cherry Coke Zero (A) Coke Zero is my favorite diet and adding cherry to the mix made it just a lil bit better.
276. Vanilla Coke Zero (B) Taste is good but it leaves an aftertaste for about 30 sec or so.